Communication with Clients 2!

Here is take 2 of our Awesome client communication! You can find the first of them here.

1. I am in a mess me thinks, lol

2. I am sure I still qualify for this as I am head of household for my older daughter but I don`t get to claim either of my children as dependents. (I had a dumb lawyer!!!)

3. You know what I was so stupid, because sick this reason, I want make money from online, but I am not make any penny, only lose my hard earn money, I am victim person, if you really apology to me, please help....I don't want because those lose money that reason let me down.....and my life is the end....

4. I have disolved the company on March 17, 2011. I had no Expenses, Sales, Utilities cost for S corporation, Inventory cost. Please contact me if you need me to send blank pages.

5. This was a phone call to a client:  I asked if he had any questions and this was his response:

                “I’m in the bathroom.  Let me get done with this real quick.”     

6. Hello Dear Ladys ! Thank You for Your "Reminder", but plaese give me a call to arrange for some  instructions  from You to help me giving You correct reports, HM?! Greeting Dagmar

           

7. I am not sure what the rest of this year will bring. I am completely disgusted with the State of California. Our state government really needs a complete overhaul. Instead of things improving with every passing day things only get worse for the small business owner and the middle class. I have lived here my whole life and I am embarrassed to say so. There was a time when I was so proud to be a Californian but it has been a long time since then. With gas prices above $4.00 a gallon it is we can to just to get back and forth to work and school. It is a shame with California being in the top ten in the world for largest economy that this state is in the shape it is. With the agriculture and Hollywood alone we should be right next to New York as far as the financial status of the residents of the state. Instead we are in the top 5 for unemployment, forclosures, air pollution,and illegal aliens, school test scores and I am sure I missed other issues as well. I don't beleive this is what our founders had in mind. It truely is heartbreaking so with this being said I probably will disolve the business sometime this year. I haven't been able to do anything with it due to the state of our loan modification which is another crisis the country is facing. I am terrified for our children, what in the world are they going to have to deal with.
Thanks Again!

8. How is your business?

     Hello, How are you getting on ?

     Are you crazy for net shopping ?

     I found a website that will give you a large number of lastest electronic products.

     And, the price is rather rather low.

     You'd better just go there and have a look---  www.hotbuybuy.com  

     good morning.though we just met several days ago.i miss you so much.

9. Here are my reports for the Month of April.  I am also attaching a picture from the Bras for the Cause and Boxers Too.  The picture is Cleopatra wearing the Bra that I created for her.  Caesar was not in the house when I was taking the picture.  I hope to get one of him in the Toga and royal boxers that I made for him.  Enjoy the picture.

10. This is tobe canceled and my money send back to ME. This is FAUD all the way . This is the second time I have wrote with no result. I will put in a law suite if nessary. YOU have done nothing for ME and I donot need your servery. Just takening money for nothing and I DO mean nothing. SEND MY MONEY BACK THAT YOU STOLE.  FAUD ALL THE WAY

11. How is everybody doing there fine I hope. I'm doing fine to little cool outside this morning here.


This client deserves her own section! The following emails are all individually sent emails, all from the same lady.

1. I hear a frog outside.

2. They will be throwing my ass in jail!!!I guess                                                                                         

3. In response to my email explaining that we need the Date of Incorporation and EIN before we can order the corporate binder for the client: 

“ Today is your birthday gonna have a good time”         

4. This was a series of emails received within a 30 minute period with no response to any of them:

a.     I guess i will need an extension for the first time in my life since I don 't know what the hell is going on! 

b.     I would like to have a little fun before I die.

c.     Since I paid for your services will please call and file an extension for me. My divorce is not quite final so I want to take care of my taxes when that is complete. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

d.     I would like acknowledgement of the extension request. Thank you kindly.

e.     I am in bed with a migrane!

f.     What can I help you with?

Communication with Clients

I work for a company where most of our business is done online or through email. Because of this, I sometimes get ridiculous awesome tidbits like this! I like to save the funnier correspondence with our clients to share it with friends and family so others can join in the hilarity.

*Names have been changed to protect the identity of our hilarious and IQ-challenged clients*


1. I've been hit with all the charges for this service and I have gotten to point I don't which end is up and I'm having bout of Diarrhea and so I need someone to talk to.
2. I would appreciate a prompt response to my request, so that I can either close the cover of this very bad novel with a happy ending or start the final chapter with drama and suspense.
3. "Jennifer’s computer doesn’t have out Outlook, so we are unable to e-mail the original PDF through her hotmail. I’m sending a scanned copy with my computer. This computer has outlook to auto send the PDF file. If you have anymore PDF file please send them to this e-mail address instead."
And then he attached a JPG.
4. Some people, like myself, who know nothing about tax return filing, are handicapped, in a sense, and need to be spoon fed; however I have other skills, so I don't really feel defensive about my shortcomings.
Again, thank you. May the Universal Creative Force be with you, and may you flourish and prosper in your life, in business, the arts, and romance.
5. It is our socialist S.S. who if you don't play their drug/control games they attempt to destroy any ability to be independent.
6. Wicked persons in gov't. and med jobs in my local have falsified and endangered my life for years NOT wanting me to be able to work and be independent from their control and profit. It is the great Socialist System that does not give us what you are told!
7. All the mileage figures is figures after the mileage is figured.

Hello!!!

Well hello everybody! I decided its time to start a blog, not because I think our lives are so ridiculously important that everyone in the world should know about us (although, lets not kid ourselves here, Tom and I are pretty ridiculously important), but since we aren't able to talk to everyone as often as we would like, this is a good way to keep everyone abreast of what is going on in our lives!


Tom and I have been married for almost 2 years and couldn't be happier! I am working at Parson's Brinckerhoff as a project accountant. Parsons Brinckerhoff is a big transportation engineering firm that designs a lot of the big projects around, such as I-15 construction projects and Trax as well as lots of other smaller projects. I work on contracts, budgets, client invoices, sub-consultant invoices, cost proposals, etc... for all the projects we have going on. Its definitely a challenge sometimes for many reasons, but for the most part its a great job and a great opportunity. There aren't many accounting positions where the company is willing to work around a school schedule, so I feel really lucky to be working there! I work with a lot of really great people, and am learning a LOT! And, in case after graduation I decide that is not where I want to be anymore, it will be a great stepping stone for my career. But if I decide I want to keep with this company, there is lots of room for growth and change. In fact, I have gotten emails about project accounting positions in the company in places like Australia and Hawaii in case I decide a change of scenery is in store!


I am still going to school and there is light at the end of the (long!) tunnel! I am only taking Business Law this semester, but the end of that class is coming very soon. I then have about 6 semesters left until I have my Masters of Accounting degree and can sit for the CPA.
Tom is doing very well also. He is still working as a carpenter full-time, doing the framing of LDS churches, but part time he also is doing financial planning with Primerica. He is loving the latter, not so much the former. I am ready for him to be done with construction because its just such a dangerous job. I'm tired of getting text messages that say "what exactly does your insurance cover?" and hearing about his stapling himself or falling out of the trusses. But he is ready to be done because it is so challenging physically. Last summer he tore a disk in his back and it still hurts him pretty regularly, PLUS he recently pinched his sciatic nerve so that hasn't helped the situation very much. Needless to say, he is hoping that the financial planning picks up so he doesn't have to continue to work construction! So, if you know anyone that needs to re-finance their house, is looking for better life insurance, or just needs a little debt consolidation, keep Tom in mind and he will be able to help!

I guess that is it for my background blog! Stay tuned, I'm sure there will be more posts soon!